batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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