Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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