I cannot find my penis.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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