What should our trivia night team be named?
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I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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