so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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