Non-Jews are for practice
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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