what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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