dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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