I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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