We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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