That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Send help, water and tortillas.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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