when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
