You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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