I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
