Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Say something about gay babies.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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