The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
