I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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