Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Damn victory sex feels great
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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