Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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