Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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