Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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