I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
They took my balls.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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