Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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