I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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