I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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