I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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