I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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