mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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