so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Can I color on your dick again?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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