People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
what day is it and did you see me today?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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