You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
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I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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