i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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