he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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