Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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