i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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