I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
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She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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