Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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