I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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