...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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Strip Simon Says: DO IT
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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