god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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