You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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