Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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