no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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