meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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