nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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