I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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