she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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