Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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