Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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