I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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