Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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