I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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