you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
