I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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