My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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