I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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