sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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