Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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